Moderately Informative
Eric Massa’s Birthday Party Tickling Leaked Video
Eric Massa resigned from congress after he tickled his male staffers repeatedly. NOBODY likes tickling, nobody but creepy weirdos. I have no problem with being gay, you’re just born with your sexuality, but I do have a problem with 50 year old closeted tickle rapists. Maybe this guy and Mark Foley can team up with [...]
Princess and The Frog, Tiger Woods, and Sarah Palin.
Disney’s The Princess and The Frog debuted this past weekend, a blind New York woman received the gift of sight, Tiger Woods announced his hiatus from golf, and Sarah Palin continued to go rogue. Get Moderately Informed on these topics.
Jersey Shore Debut’s, MTV Officially Quits Trying
Inspired by the popularity of their True Life episode documenting life on the Jersey Shore, MTV placed 8 Italian Americans from New Jersey and surrounding areas in a house for the summer on the Jersey Shore, tossed in a little booze, then stepped back to the film the mayhem. Remember when MTV had programs related [...]
Mark Sanford: Truth, Lies, and Michael Jackson?
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and his misuse of public funds to visit his mistress in Argentina was the story of the week, that is until Michael Jackson suddenly, and tragically died. Did Mark Sanford cause the death of Michael Jackson in order to divert attention from his sex scandal?
Obviously the answer is obviously no, [...]
John and Kate Divorce Announcement
John and Kate Gosselin of John and Kate Plus 8 have a “life changing announcement” on their upcoming episode of their show on TLC. Is John having an affair? Are John and Kate getting a divorce? Will the show continue? These questions and more are answered in this episode of Moderately Informative.
Shut Down Guantanamo Bay!
Obama, Give Lt. Choi His Job Back
Michael Phelps Stripper Threesome Truth and Rumors
According to News of the World, butterfaced stripper Theresa White claims to have had a threesome with Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps that lasted three hours and that he tried to smoke her out, but couldn’t get pot. In this video I debunk her claims.
Carrie Prejean is One Hot Moron
Carrie Prejean may be a biggot with the linguistic and expressive abilities of a mildly retarded chimp, but God damn she is a piece of ass. Support her in her quest to say ignorant things in an inarticulate manner on nationally broadcast television, because now that Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears are boring America needs [...]