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Record Profits Posted for Vomit Cleanup Industry
Many St. Patrick’s Day celebrants awake this morning, often in locales foreign to them, trying to piece together the hazy events of last night by following a vomit trail in order for a Da Vinci code style quest to reveal the truth and possibly to stop that “fucking pounding in [their] head that feels like [...]
John Mayer Has a Racist Penis
In an interview with Playboy Magazine, John Mayer was asked if black women throw themselves at him. The musician responded “I Don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock.” For some reason, some people found this [...]
Roxxxy The Talking Sex Robot
At the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada, Douglas Hines of True Companion, a New Jersey based company, unveiled Roxxxy, their prototype for a talking sex robot.
Tim Tebow Superbowl Abortion Commercial
Heismn trophy winner and former University of Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow, is set to appear in an anti-abortion commercial paid for by Focus on the Family, which will air during the Superbowl. I kinda can’t believe this is a controversy. Is Tim Tebow totally lame? Yes, absolutely. Will he be mediocre in the NFL? Almost [...]
Tiger Woods Crash Video and Cheating Scandal
Tiger Woods crashed his car onto his neighbor’s lawn last week and tried to keep things very quiet amidst rumors that he was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel. Get Moderately Informed on this topic.
How to Ask Out the Girl of Your Dreams in Song
In order to ask out the girl of his dreams once and for all Brandon appears at her door step to serenade her with a song he wrote. Epic Fail.
Wal Mart Sells Coffins Now? Great News for Cults!
As of October 28 Wal Mart now sells coffins, yes burial caskets. You can buy burial caskets at WalMart. This is great news for the on-their-death-bed greeters and death cults feeling the recession.
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Autotune The Elderly
So many of you may have figured out that my infrequent postings on ModeratelyAmusing and my amateurish green screen punditry don’t pay the bills. I work for Tripfilms.com, a travel video site, and as part of my job I make videos for hotels, B&Bs, tour operators, etc.
In August I made a video for The Hostess [...]
WTF? Wednesday - Bakon Vodka
Moderately Amusing is proud to announce our new weekly series brought to you by Adam Smith of Santa Cruz, CA. WTF? Wednesday will be a celebration of all those things that make you say “what the fuck were they thinking?”
To start this thing off I would like to present to you Bacon Vodka. For too [...]